Matthew 19-20

I don't ever plan on getting divorced, but what Jesus has to say on the topic is still mildly concerning. Yes, divorce is bad. Marriages fail sometimes, but you made oaths (despite Jesus already declaring that a sin) and you should do your damnedest to keep them. My worrying part is that divorce only seems to be excusable in cases of "sexual immorality," (Matt 19:9) whereas I can think of a pretty solid handful of reasons why you should ditch your spouse. It also specifically speaks to a man divorcing his wife, but when things are worded like that I prefer to assume the same rules apply for both genders.

Anyway, my husband doesn't seem at all divorce-worthy, so I'm not going to fret over it.

One thing I'm definitely getting sick of, though, is all this talk of reward and punishment. In Matthew 19:16-30, people are asking Jesus about how to reap the rewards of the afterlife. I have yet to see a single instance where anyone has discussed the intrinsic value of being a good person. It's always "Do as I say or you're going to hell!" or "Do as I say and you'll get a throne and treasure when you're dead!"

It makes me wonder how self-actualization fits into Christianity. The messages here all seem to be about punishment and reward, rather than encouraging followers to do what's right and good because it's right and good. I understand that an estimated 1% of adults reach self-actualization (see below), but I can't help but feel like these kinds of messages are a hindrance to that, training people their whole lives that good deeds will get you a higher rank and [probably figurative] treasure in the afterlife.

It bothers me.

Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs

In that same section, Jesus tells a guy to give away all his possessions to the poor, and then says, "Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God," (Matt 19:24). The problem is that "rich" is a subjective term. Comparing living situations across the world, I would venture to say that anyone who may read this is "rich," simply based on their having access to a computer.

Basically, a camel will have an easier time getting itself through the hole of a needle than I will getting into heaven, unless I give all of my things to the poor. And then all that other stuff Jesus told me to do will be moot anyway--one of the many problems with a religion that dictates its followers behavior with threats and promises.

Yes, I'm notably perturbed by chapter nineteen.

I'm not sure how I feel about the parable of the workers in the vineyard (Matt 20:1-16). Jesus has made it pretty clear that not everyone is equal in heaven--that some will earn a "greater" place than others--but this parable states the opposite. Basically, a vineyard owner picks up a bunch of guys and tells them he'll give them a denarius for working all day. Around noon, he picks up a few more guys, and then he picked up a few more at around five. When the vineyard owner paid everyone their denarius, the guys who got there in the morning were like "Hey! We worked all day and these guys only worked an hour! What gives??" The vineyard owner just says, "Pfft, I want to pay these guys the same as you. It's my money, so chillax." And Jesus says this is how heaven is--you get the same, even if you worked less, thanks to the generosity of God.

Except for all those times that Jesus said "Do these extra things and you'll get more rewards in heaven." And he promised his disciples thrones upon which to judge people.

A few verses later, Jesus is walking down the road when two blind men beg him for mercy. Jesus, being his charming self, rebukes them and tells them to be quiet (Matt 19:31). When they kept yelling, he stopped and said "What do you want me to do for you?" to which the blind guys replied "Well, being that we're blind... some sight would be nice." Okay, not those words, but come on, Jesus. He did heal them, though, and let's be honest... if I had people begging me for heals all the time, I would get snarky too. I can't even play a healer in an MMO--I always end up being all "Get some potions are something! Can't you see I'm trying to farm for gold over here?"

Matthew 14-16

Herod wanted to kill John the Baptist, but he couldn't, so he had his niece asks for his head for her birthday. That family is all kinds of messed up.

Jesus fed five thousand men, besides women and children (Matt 14:20). That means we're not counting the women and children, right? Why not? Saying Jesus fed, like, ten thousand would certainly be more impressive than five.

Jesus walked on water. As did Peter, apparently.

Jesus told his followers a parable about how it's not what you eat that defiles you, but what you say. When Peter asked him to explain it, Jesus asked if he was stupid or something (Matt 15:16). I admit I laughed a little at that.

Some random woman asked for Jesus to heal her daughter, to which he responded "It is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to the dogs," (Matt 15:26), which I think was a pretty horrible thing to say to a desperate mother. He did heal her though.

And then he fed four thousand men, besides women and children.

He warned his followers about the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees, and then when his followers were confused because they didn't bring any bread, Jesus said "How is it you don't understand that I was not talking to you about bread?" (Matt 16:11) I'm always amused when Jesus seems a little snippy.

Peter said, "Hey, you're the Messiah," and Jesus replied, "Yeah, but don't tell anyone." (Matt 16:16, 20)

Then Jesus predicted his death. When Peter was like, "No way!" Jesus called him Satan. Ha. (Matt 16:23)

And that's basically it for those chapters. Not much to say about them.

Matthew 8-12

Not much happened in the adventures of Jesus today. He spent a lot of time gaining followers by showing off how easy it is for God to cure the diseases that He created in the first place. I have to be honest and say I find it hard to feel impressed by that. It feels akin to putting out a fire that you yourself started and expecting people to appreciate your heroism.

I didn't know that Jesus also gave the power to heal and raise the dead to his disciples. It's that easy, is it? Hmm.

I liked the part where Jesus said "Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against his mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law--a man's enemies will be members of his own household." (Matt 10:34-36) Reading it in context I think it means He wants people to compete over who the best follower is? Maybe?

Anyway, the Pharisees are officially plotting to kill Jesus.

There's only one thing to add to God's dos and don'ts list today, and it's a don't: "And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the spirit will not be forgiven." (Matt 12:31) I'm not yet to the part that supposedly says all sins are equal, so maybe my understanding of that concept is poor.